BLACK FRIDAY… BIG, BLACK, AND RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!

Dr. Kali DuBois
4 min read4 days ago

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The sound — sharp, metallic, the zipper’s slow descent like the strike of a match. And there it is. Right there. Inches away, impossible to ignore, commanding all the space in the room.

Big. Black. Cock.

The warmth of it radiates, the sheer size making your breath hitch. Your gaze is locked, helpless, drawn like a moth to a flame. It demands attention, reverence, surrender. There’s no escaping the gravity of its presence, the weight of what’s about to happen.

Big. Black. Cock. Black. Friday.

Your spending habits are like a whirlwind of impulse and fleeting satisfaction. Click. Swipe. Add to cart.

Isn’t today the one day you should stop yourself from buying anything?

I know your closets and shelves are a graveyard of abandoned hobbies, forgotten whims, and items bought more for the thrill of the purchase than for any real need. Yet the cycle continues — because what’s one more thing when it feels like a little hit of happiness, even if it fades as fast as it came? Like your orgasms.

Big. Black. Cock. Black. Friday.

Most of you need reading glasses just to catch a glimpse of your sad excuse for a prick — a hangnail would be more impressive. So, what’s the plan today? Scouring Macy’s, Kohl’s, or JCPenney for some magical deal to get your wife back in the mood? Hoping she’ll take that thumb-sized disappointment between her two hemorrhoids (one for each kid you managed to produce) and her asshole, while she closes her eyes and thinks of literally anything else but you. Romantic, isn’t it?

Big. Black. Cock. Black. Friday.

Maybe you’re thinking those pearl earrings, marked down from $300 to just $47 today, will finally convince your wife to suck your candy cane. Spoiler alert: she won’t. Instead, she’ll roll her eyes and think, Oh, look at this poor schmuck, snagging a deal on Black Friday like a bargain-bin hero. Tough luck, buddy.

Your sex life is so underwhelming, it’s practically a rumor you keep alive for appearances. But don’t worry, I’ve decided to spice things up today — because it’s Black Friday, and what better time to pull out something truly irresistible?

Big. Black. Cock.

Because really, what else could you possibly want on a day this monumental? Black. Cock. Black. Friday.

You don’t have to think about it now — no, not yet. But sooner or later, the image will creep in. That cock, right there, brushing the tip of your nose. The smell lingering in your nostrils, that warm, musky scent you can’t ignore. And maybe, just maybe, the taste — soft, heavy, and undeniable — right there on your lips. It’s only a matter of time.

Big. Black. Cock. Friday.

Alright, let’s play a little game. You’ve got a choice to make today — seems simple enough, right? You can pull out your wallet, swipe your card, and buy that utterly pointless thing you’ll forget about in a week. But the moment you do, here’s what happens: your mind will be flooded, completely overtaken, with vivid, unstoppable images of big black cock.

That’s right. Every time you glance at that shiny new trinket, every time you touch it, or even think about it, the same image will flash through your mind like a neon sign you can’t shut off. Big. Black. Cock. So… are you ready to make that purchase? Or will you choose to walk away, knowing what’s waiting for you if you don’t?

Have you ever wrapped your lips around a cock as thick and long as your forearm?

It’s funny how Black Friday brings out the deepest desires, isn’t it? You’re scrolling through deals, searching for that perfect gadget or gift, feeling that rush of urgency — buy it now, before it’s gone. And as you do, something else creeps in. Because deep down, you know that what you really want — what you truly crave — can’t be found in a shopping cart. That need to fill your hunger, to taste satisfaction, to take in something so big it leaves you breathless.

Maybe it’s that big screen TV you think you want, but isn’t it really about opening wide for something even bigger? Or is it the sleek, black laptop on sale — so smooth, so commanding — that keeps reminding you of that throbbing, undeniable image? You can try to fight it, but let’s be honest: every deal you chase, every swipe of your card, only pulls you closer to that moment, that desire, that big black cock you know you can’t resist. So go ahead, make your choice — but you already know what you really want to put in your hands.

Doc

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Dr. Kali DuBois
Dr. Kali DuBois

Written by Dr. Kali DuBois

Brainwashedslut.com - I own 3 sex clubs and an educational program on sex in San Francisco.

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