Foodie Calls No Longer Bootie Calls
“Foodie Calls No Longer Booty Calls” With Eric, Chicago Matchmaker And Founder of Speed Mingle™
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Eric, who bears a striking resemblance to Morpheus from The Matrix, is possibly the spiritual guru to 90% of single men in Chicago who are tired of hookup culture and craving something real. Channeling his inner Morpheus, he tells them, “You take the blue pill — you stay in the world of casual flings and foodie calls. You take the red pill — you find out how deep the rabbit hole of meaningful connections goes.” He gets real when it comes to data, giving them the lowdown on what to do and how to do it.
Eric and I go way back, so if I act like a weirdo, it’s because when I’m with people who make me laugh like Eric does, I get very goofy and just sometimes say stupid stuff. So don’t mind me. Just watch this brilliant interview about how it’s no longer even booty calls, it’s “foodie calls.”
You heard me right! Gone are the days of late-night rendezvous and steamy encounters. Now, it’s all about those midnight snacks and gourmet meals. According to the latest “State of the Union on Dating” report, a whopping 73% of singles have admitted that their last date ended not in a passionate embrace but with a doggy bag.
Think about it: why risk the emotional rollercoaster of a romantic entanglement when you can bond over a shared love of truffle fries? Statistics show that 82% of modern daters would rather discuss the intricacies of their favorite sushi rolls than their relationship goals. And let’s not forget the 59% who confessed that the only thing they were hoping to unwrap at the end of the night was a takeout box.
Eric and I dive deep into this new phenomenon, where “Netflix and chill” has been replaced by “Netflix and grill.” If you’re wondering why your romantic life feels like a culinary tour, you’re not alone. It turns out that 9 out of 10 people are more excited about discovering a new restaurant than a new partner.
So, how can you actually get laid in this era of foodie calls? Well, the first step, as Eric brilliantly points out, is to write shit down.
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