Fractionation | Seduction | Dad Treats

The only way I’d end up sleeping with your girlfriend is if you actually had one. Let’s be real — 90% of you are probably married, and the other 10% can’t even get close. It’s not your fault. The playing field is far from equal.

Women hold most of the power, and I’m sorry, but that’s just the way it is. As men, you’re seen as expendable; there’s a reason only men are drafted for war while women and children stay safe at home. Does this make us the weaker sex? No, it just means you’re viewed as expendable.

So, given the situation, I’m going to offer you some treats to teach you seduction skills. This way, you can go out, attract women, and bring them back to me. That way, I can ensure they have an unforgettable experience, rather than an underwhelming one.

Let’s start with learning about building really high intense emotions in women.

That’s what they crave the most. When women are young, they’re indoctrinated by Disney, believing they need to die for a man to kiss them awake, or need an evil mother for a man to rescue them from. They imagine an evil witch is out to get them but a hot woodsman will stumble upon their corpse and bring them back to life. And men think women are sane. Haha. None of us are sane. You poor fools. No one said we would grow into sane, healthy individuals with Disney as our earliest influence.

What we truly want is to die and have a man come kiss our corpse because he loves us so much he can’t live without us.

Maybe we can make it even more intense by saying, “We want you to cum in our corpse and possibly bleed to death upon us,” so we can truly know your devotion. But no woman is willing to admit it. We absolutely love it when men beg and grovel after we start fights.

We need them to fight for us, and these fights often come out of thin air because we crave those emotional highs. If we don’t get them naturally, we create them. We stir the pot, poke, and prod until he can’t handle it anymore and freaks out. Then we’re like, yes, freak out. Show me your deep, intense emotions; show me your threshold.

I’ve seen many women do this, and those who claim they don’t usually do it even more. It’s crucial for men to become skilled at navigating emotional highs and using fractionation so they don’t end up being controlled by their girlfriends.

Okay, okay. I know you’re thinking, “What the fuck are you talking about?” You want her? Learn how to fractionate her emotions. Unlike me, I’m sure she still has them.

If you piss me off, I usually end up with your blood on my hands, so these are skills for you to use on other women. Not me. I prefer straight talk and not petty mind games.

But most women won’t throw you in the back of a trunk, meticulously brainwash you, and bury you in a sand pit six feet under in the scorching Mojave desert. They won’t watch you claw desperately at the sides, trying to escape the suffocating darkness. By the time you realize the gravity of your situation, the birds and coyotes will have found you long before the police even start looking.

Why did I bring this up?

Because it’s essential to understand your girlfriend’s threshold. If she’s had a lot of bad things compound recently, then it’s best to leave her alone until some time has passed.

Most men can’t calibrate. Learn to calibrate your girlfriend, and you will keep her. If a person has had a few bad weeks or years, you might want to be nice and not an asshole.

When I say bad years, I’m talking about serious issues like cancer, car accidents, losing money, or a high-stress career. That type of stuff. I’m not talking about the usual day-to-day stress. But if your lady is really stressed, it’s best not to say anything or use these methods. Make sense?

Alright, let’s dive into the art of fractionation — the secret sauce of seduction that keeps your relationship sizzling with excitement. This technique is all about creating emotional highs and lows, making every moment unforgettable. Here’s your step-by-step guide to mastering fractionation, all in the edgy tone you love.

Step-by-Step Guide to Fractionation:

Set the Stage with Sweetness

Positive Interaction: Kick things off with positive vibes. Shower your partner with genuine compliments, share a laugh, and make them feel like a million bucks.

Example: Tell your partner how their smile lights up your day or how they rocked that presentation at work.

Throw in a Curveball

Negative Interaction: Just when things are all warm and fuzzy, toss in a little bit of shade. Not to be mean, but to mix things up. Show a touch of disinterest or bring up a minor criticism.

Example: Casually mention how it bummed you out when they were late for your date or express mild concern about something trivial.

Bounce Back to Bliss

Positive Reinforcement: After that little hiccup, switch back to being Mr. or Ms. Wonderful. This emotional whiplash keeps them on their toes and hooked on you.

Example: After the minor critique, share a sweet memory or give a heartfelt compliment that leaves them blushing.

Dig Deeper with Drama

Share Personal Stories: Dive into the deep end with some personal stories. Alternate between heavy, meaningful talks and light-hearted fun. This keeps the emotional rollercoaster thrilling.

Example: Open up about a tough experience from your past, then lighten the mood with a funny anecdote or a spontaneous adventure.

Tease and Please

Playful Teasing: Mix in some playful teasing followed by genuine compliments. This push-pull dynamic keeps the spark alive.

Example: Tease them about a quirky habit, then follow up with a compliment on something you genuinely admire about them.

Keep Them Guessing

Be Unpredictable: Don’t be a bore. Keep things spicy with a bit of unpredictability. No one likes a predictable lover.

Example: Surprise them with an impromptu date or an unexpected romantic gesture that shows you’re always thinking about them.

Read the Room

Balance and Sensitivity: Pay attention to how they react. Fractionation isn’t about being a jerk; it’s about keeping things interesting without crossing the line.

Example: If they seem genuinely upset by a negative interaction, dial it back and reassure them with care and affection.