“Is Your Bestie Secretly a Lesbian Trapped in a Marriage? 5 Sneaky Ways to Test Her” 👀💅

Dr. Kali DuBois
2 min readFeb 15, 2025

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Ever had that gut feeling? You know the one — when your married best friend laughs a little too hard at your jokes, finds excuses to touch you, and low-key ignores her husband whenever you’re around?

👀 So… is she secretly a lesbian stuck in a straight marriage? Let’s find out.

1. The ‘Drunk Confession’ Trap 🍷

Get her tipsy. Not wasted — just loose enough to let those secrets slip. Then, casually drop a “I always wondered what it would be like to kiss a woman…” and WATCH her reaction.

✔️ She laughs it off? Probably straight.
✔️ She bites her lip and says, ‘Yeah… me too.’ Girl. SHE WANTS YOU.

2. The Hot Woman Test 🔥

Scroll Instagram together and stop on a smoking hot woman. Make a comment like, “She’s unreal, right?” and see how your friend reacts.

✔️ She agrees but keeps it neutral? Maybe just admiration.
✔️ She starts analyzing the girl’s lips, hair, curves…? Uh-huh. You’re onto something.

3. The ‘Oops, We’re Touching’ Game ✋

  • Sit close.
  • Let your legs touch.
  • Brush her hair out of her face.
  • Hold eye contact just a little too long.

✔️ If she pulls away? She’s straight.
✔️ If she leans in or holds the moment? Sis, she’s feeling it.

4. The Husband Avoidance Check 🙄

Next time her husband talks, watch her face. Does she…
✔️ Roll her eyes when he’s not looking?
✔️ Complain about how he doesn’t ‘get’ her?
✔️ Seem way happier when he’s NOT around?

Because a straight woman in love doesn’t act like that. 🤭

5. The Late-Night ‘What If’ Conversation 🌙

Hit her with a “Do you think people can be married but not really be in love?” and let the conversation spiral.

✔️ If she starts opening up about ‘feeling different’ or ‘not fitting in’…
✔️ If she sighs and says, ‘Sometimes I wonder…’
✔️ If she stares at you like she’s debating something risky…

GIRL. She’s questioning EVERYTHING. And guess who’s at the center of it? You.

💋 So… what now?
Would you push it further or leave her be? Spill the tea in the comments. ⬇️🔥

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Dr. Kali DuBois
Dr. Kali DuBois

Written by Dr. Kali DuBois

Brainwashedslut.com - I own a venue in San Francisco that puts on comedy and stage hypnosis shows. I'm a PhD in psychology and I write books on sex.

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