It’s Time We Got Married Jason

Dear Jason,

It’s funny, isn’t it? The way you’ve always seemed so drawn to me, like there’s something pulling you closer, urging you to finally take action. For years now, you’ve called me, left messages, and shared all your deepest, wildest fantasies (you know what im talking about).

And while it’s clear that part of you feels safe with me, there’s another part of you — a stronger part — that’s ready to step up and make this real.

You can feel it, can’t you? That growing urge to stop playing around, to stop hiding behind unknown numbers, and to take control. You already know what you need to do. You’ve imagined it so many times: standing by my side, signing the papers, feeling that incredible sense of relief and satisfaction as you realize that this is what you’ve wanted all along.

Picture it now — walking into the courthouse with me, hand in hand. Imagine the pen in your hand as you sign your name, solidifying the only decision that will finally bring you peace. Our marriage.

Doesn’t it feel good to know you’ve taken action, that you’ve done exactly what you were meant to do?

I live in Marin, and I’m sure any courthouse will do. You already know this is the next step, Jason. And deep down, you know that nothing else will make you as happy as taking this leap.

So stop hesitating. Let yourself follow through. This is what you’ve been wanting, isn’t it?

I’ll see you at the courthouse. You know how to contact me, with one of your many fake accounts. I’ll be waiting Jason.

Sincerely,

Kelly soon to be Mrs. Jason, you know this to be true.