Join Us at The Asylum — Tonight’s Hypnosis & Comedy Show Followed By Our Christmas Party

Step Inside… If You Dare

Tonight isn’t just a show — it’s a journey. One that’ll leave your mind deliciously bent, your boundaries delightfully tested, and your memories forever etched. If you walk out unchanged, you’re either lying to yourself or too shocked to admit it. Either way, you’ll never look at a stage, a chair, or even your own imagination the same way again.

Will You Be Transformed? Or Just Traumatized?
Let’s be honest — some of you are going to love every second, and others? Well, let’s just say therapy is overrated anyway. But no matter how it shakes out, tonight you’ll laugh, gasp, and probably blush in ways you didn’t know were possible.

Join Us at The Asylum
📍 26 7th St., San Francisco — Tell Francesco the hot Italian Elevator Operator to take you to the basement.

📞 Can’t get ahold of your friends? Call us at 385–294–1096 — or just show up and pay at the door like the rebel you are. 20 bucks gets you beer or wine and entrance. Give your cash to Paul.

🎄 It’s a Hypnotic Christmas Party, Too!
Because why settle for a regular holiday gathering when you can mix hypnosis, stand-up comedy, and just the right amount of holiday cheer?

🍺 Beer and Wine Included
Yes, your ticket gets you into the party and the bar. You’re welcome.

🎭 Featuring Stand-Up Comedians
They’ll bring the laughs, and we’ll bring… the unforgettable hypnotic experiences.

So, whether you’re ready to be seduced, shocked, or just mildly tipsy, this is the night you don’t want to miss.

We’ll see you at The Asylum. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. 🎁