Let’s address something no woman ever mentions: we can see your penis through your pants.

And honestly? It looks less like a penis and more like a sad lump of hemorrhoids. Every time you sit down and your pants bunch up, there it is — front and center, on full display. You might think you’re being subtle, but trust me, we see it. We all see it. Just as the contours of a woman’s breasts can be visible through her shirt, the outline of your genitals is noticeable through your pants.