NEXT WEEK ON SEX: HYPNO EROTIC MASSAGE

He drifted off, sinking into a strange, heavy dream that pulled him under like a deep, warm current.

In this dream, he found himself in a hazy, quiet place, a soft, shimmering pool coming into view.

The liquid inside gleamed, inviting him closer with an almost magnetic pull — a pool of pure, effortless softness, like it was waiting just for him.

Without thinking, he imagined himself sinking in, feeling his cock dip into that thick, calming warmth. Instantly, a deep, heavy softness spread through him, melting away every last ounce of tension.

He reached down, expecting his usual grip, but all he found was an impossibly limp, noodle-like feeling, slipping through his fingers, totally relaxed and unresponsive.

He tried to stir up some arousal, anything, but his body had flipped the “off” switch for good. Now, any time he thought about it, all he felt was that same soft, quiet calm — a gentle, unchanging reminder that he’d drifted into a new, endless stillness.

But listen, you don’t have to be the guy stuck tugging at a lifeless flap of skin. No, we can change that — completely.

That’s why, next Monday, we’re going all in on Hypno Erotic Massage.

Yeah, I mean the kind of filthy, mind-twisting techniques that’ll have you rock hard and busting right through those tight whities, no holding back.

Doc