No Pussy For You Tonight

Man, it cracks me up just picturing it — tonight, a whole lineup of husbands nervously stepping through the door, not knowing if they’re walking into a dinner… or a showdown. It’s like the political hangover is finally kicking in, and for some guys, they’re about to find out their ‘vote of confidence’ just bought them a one-way ticket to the doghouse — or worse. Almost makes you think twice, doesn’t it?