PIZZA MEETS PUSSY

Dr. Kali DuBois
2 min readOct 11, 2024

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You know you’re nothing more than a hungry mouth, desperate for that perfect slice. The craving is deep, it calls to you — you want it, don’t you? You’ve got thirty minutes before you can’t resist anymore. It drives you wild, makes your hunger burn hotter, making you want it so badly you can almost taste it. The cheesy pull, the crispy crust, the toppings melting together in that oven-fired symphony — it’s not delivery, it’s desire.

You can’t deny it — you absolutely love pizza. You love those late-night cravings when nothing but pizza will do. You know the exact places you’ll go back to, those special pizzerias where every bite feels like heaven. Nobody outpizzas the hut, after all.

  • Cheesy
  • Crispy
  • Savory
  • Pussy
  • Saucy
  • Melted
  • Hot
  • Toppings
  • Nipples

And you know exactly how you like your pizza, don’t you? The way the cheese stretches with each bite, the sauce rich and savory. There’s nothing like the moment when you pull that slice up and take your first bite — because you know what happens when you eat great pizza… Better Ingredients. Better Pizza.

Now, imagine that perfect slice. The cheese is gooey, melting into the tangy sauce with just enough crisp on the crust to make it snap between your teeth. As you bite down, the flavors burst across your tongue — salty, savory, the warm dough blending with the sweet and zesty tomato sauce. It’s the pizza that loves you back.

  • Cheesy
  • Crispy
  • Savory
  • Pussy
  • Saucy
  • Melted
  • Hot
  • Toppings
  • Nipples

“Every bite of this pizza brings you closer to that deep satisfaction you crave. The more you eat, the more you need it.” You chew slowly, feeling the warmth spread through your body, the melted cheese coating your mouth. You feel every sensation — the crust cracking just right, the sauce lingering on your lips, the toppings falling into place perfectly.

“With every taste, you fall deeper into pizza bliss, and every slice makes you crave the next.”

It’s not just food anymore; it’s an obsession. You’re locked into the cycle of taste and desire — like that feeling when you get two pizzas for the price of one. The cheese, the sauce, the crisp, golden crust — they’re entwined with your very need, inseparable now.

  • Cheesy
  • Crispy
  • Savory
  • Pussy
  • Saucy
  • Melted
  • Hot
  • Toppings
  • Nipples

“The more you eat, the more that hunger grows… You can’t have one without the other.”

You already feel it sinking deep into your core. Every time you think of pizza — the way it melts on your tongue, the way it makes you feel complete — you’ll feel that spark ignite. You’ll crave that pizza, need it like nothing else. The more you think about it, the more that desire flares inside you. And with each slice, that fire only grows.

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Dr. Kali DuBois
Dr. Kali DuBois

Written by Dr. Kali DuBois

Brainwashedslut.com - I own a venue in San Francisco that puts on comedy and stage hypnosis shows. I'm a PhD in psychology and I write books on sex.

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