Why Pushing Your Fetish on Others (and Losing Interest in ‘Normal’ Women) Is Sabotaging Your Sex Life

I’m the only one who can write about this because I’ve been in this wild world for 20 years. I’ve seen it all — people with the most twisted, perverse ideas imaginable. And yet, at home, they’ve got this beautiful wife who just wants some romance.

Meanwhile, they’re blowing their money on Lonely Fans, Clips4Sale, and hookers. And honestly, most of you aren’t even worth it, even if money was involved. Half of you can’t get it up, and you’re carrying around some serious attachment wounds. I have told many no in this lifetime. I’ve told many go fuck yourself.

I’m the devil in this game, so trust me, I don’t lose sleep over it. But every now and then, even the devil gets annoyed. There’s a point where I think, You seriously need to get a life, because you’re starting to irritate me — and it’s not even about the money. And when you’re bothering the devil, that’s saying something. But here’s the thing — I’m the kind who shows up and wrecks your world. I never claimed to play fair.

You need to get laid — but not by me. What you really need is to deal with the internal conflict that’s keeping you from having normal, healthy sex.

Unless you want me to mess with you a little more — but honestly, it’s a hassle. The ones who actually want to be messed with don’t even have the income for it. They’re already messed up — low-paying jobs, morality issues, stuck in their own mess.

Blah.

Maybe teaching you how to get a girlfriend will finally get you off my back. Who knows, maybe you’ll actually find one. I mean, if apples can fall from the sky and hit Newton on the head, surely you can land a girlfriend. It’s just gravity.