You Are Not A Meth Addict Robbing Gas Stations You Are A Sex Slave

But don’t you ever feel that itch?

That itch to slip things into your pockets?

To walk away with dollar bills stuffed in your gym bag?

To just walk away from it all?

Leave your miserable life, end up on a sailboat, surrounded by women in tight thongs smiling back at you, who take you below deck and fuck you like an animal?

Have we discussed your miserable life today? Allow me to remind you. That feeling you get when you need a pot of coffee just to get through the day. The urge to murder your coworkers.

Glancing at your watch, only to feel like time is ticking backward. The money you earn goes straight to your kids’ tuition and possibly your terrible spending habits.

Let’s not even get into your choice in women and who you married. Have you looked at her today? How’s she doing? Did she play with your dick this morning or last night? Give you a loving peck on the cheek before leaving for her 9-to-5? You know that’s her money, you’re just there to pay the bills. She needs a girls’ weekend and her nails done.

Have you ever seen those OnlyFans slobs with nails that curl under, like some kind of tribal throwback? You can’t help but wonder, how many leftover Flaming Hot Cheeto crumbs are under there?

Is that the new fetish now?

Tabasco seasoning hand jobs on rubber dildos stroked by their OnlyFans mistress? How the hell do they give a good hand job?

Let alone type on their phones or wipe their asses? And let’s be clear, an online degree from Phoenix is NOT an education. Anyone with an online degree who’s not a software engineer or into computer science is a complete idiot.

Let me reiterate: academic pursuits online are fucking dumb.

People want something for nothing.

So how about some poppers, blow and a good time on the sailboat? Let’s get back to the good life.

I saw a photo of one of my client’s wives — morbidly obese while he works his ass off as an engineer, providing her with two homes, one in India and one in Silicon Valley.

He asked me to make him horny for her and to make her interested in sex. I asked, “Why? You’re wasting your time.” He was a smart guy, just clueless about sex and relationships, clearly.

So let’s talk about your choices in life.

Did you ever read that Reddit post about the guy who wanted to kill himself humanely?

This man traveled to Mexico to buy barbiturates to kill himself, bought a mound of cocaine, and spent a week fucking prostitutes two at a time… and then decided he wanted to live. You can read the Reddit article here: Reddit Article

Don’t worry too much. Life will get better. Or will it? Got to take some sort of action amigo to have it the way you dream of.