YOUR SMELL, BELLY AND DICK — THE COMBO SETS UP YOUR BLOW JOB PLAY

Let’s break down some common sense that, honestly, a lot of guys are missing. If you want a woman to go down on you, but you smell like something my dog coughed up after eating a dead rat from the garage, you’ve got work to do.

First off, ask yourself—does she have to lift your gut to even find your dick? I’m serious have you ever fucked a chick with a huge belly, and it’s like you’ve got to crease the rolls just to find the slit? Well the same goes for a guy with a big belly over his dick. It makes your dick look small. And quite literally unappealing. Oh, you want me to be nice? No, I’m real.

I’ve spent 20 years in this field, and the last thing I’m here to do is coddle a bunch of guys. Do you want real advice that’ll actually help you get laid, or are you just looking for a pat on the back with a “good try…maybe next time you’ll get some oral sex”? Make a choice — because I’m not here to sugarcoat it.

I once had sex with a guy who farted, and it completely ruined the experience. It wasn’t just a little toot — it was a full-on, nasty, slow leak that smelled like death. All because he doesn’t take care of his health. It killed the mood instantly.

Do you smell? And how do you know? Simple—take a whiff yourself. Stop being embarrassed and take action. Hit the gym, clean up down there, and shave. You'll thank yourself later.

For anyone looking to improve the taste and overall experience of oral sex, including penis taste, there are several practical steps to consider. Here’s a guide:

• Drink plenty of water to stay hydrated, which helps flush out toxins and prevent strong-smelling or tasting sweat and fluids.
• Dehydration can lead to a stronger, less pleasant taste, so make sure to drink at least 8 glasses of water a day.
• Fruits and Vegetables: Pineapple, watermelon, and other sweet fruits can help improve the taste. Pineapple is particularly well-known for this.
• Avoid Smelly Foods: Foods like garlic, onions, and red meat can contribute to stronger, more pungent bodily odors, which might affect taste. Reducing consumption of these can help.
• Reduce Alcohol and Caffeine: Both can dehydrate the body and contribute to a more bitter or sharp taste.
• Avoid Asparagus: Known for making bodily fluids smell stronger, avoid this if taste improvement is the goal.
• Yogurt and Probiotics: Adding probiotics can promote a healthy balance of bacteria in the gut, which may also improve body odor and taste.
• Shower Regularly: Keeping the genital area clean is essential. Washing the area with mild soap and water every day can help remove sweat and bacteria.
• Trim Pubic Hair: Excess pubic hair can trap sweat and bacteria, contributing to odor. Keeping it trimmed may help with both cleanliness and taste.
• Use Unscented Soaps: Avoid overly perfumed or harsh soaps that may affect the skin’s natural balance, potentially contributing to irritation or odor.
• Spermicidal Lubes: Some people report that flavored lubricants or edible massage oils can enhance the taste. Be cautious with products that contain sugar, as they can lead to yeast infections.
• Good Oral Health: In addition to genital hygiene, maintaining good overall health can improve body odor and taste. Taking care of dental hygiene is important too, as oral bacteria can influence taste perception.

Think smart. Hit the gym. Get back into shape. Eat right, get enough sleep, and take care of yourself. If you were my slave, I’d have you walking hills to tighten that ass and milking you every day. But you’re not — you’re too unwilling to take control. Most of you are stuck playing the blame game, acting like it’s someone else’s fault you’re a mess. You and I both know how ridiculous that sounds.